You Can’t Kick Me Out – I’ve Got Piles – Foreign Crook

A foreign crook up for deportation is still here after claiming he could not leave due to piles.

Fraudster Jean Claude Happi Siewe was due to be kicked out last July but insisted he was unfit to fly.

The authorities even sent him for a medical inspection to try to prove he should leave.

A further attempt to deport him failed in September following a row over his nationality.

A source has claimed that while the Home Office say he is from Cameroon, Happi Siewe claims he is French.

He added: “The Cameroon government don’t want to know him.

Happi Siewe was convicted of false representation and possessing false identity documents and sentenced in January 2013.

He is in Nottingham Prison.

The Home Office, last Sunday, said haemorrhoids were not the reason the first attemt to get him out failed, but declined to explain what blocked the action.

A spokesman said: “We continue to pursue Jean Claude Happi Siewe’s deportation.”

Immigration Minister James Brokenshore cut the grounds for appeal against being thrown out from 17 to four last year.

Since then 300 foreigners have been sent home on a “deport first, appeal later” basis.

“If only the UK was ‘Happi Go Lucky'”

Nigel Farage – ‘Privatise NHS’ Call

Privatising some of the NHS is the only way to save it, Ukip leader Nigel Farage has insisted.

He declared he still stands by his long held belief that the health service’s troubles can only be solved by more involvement from profit-making companies.

His remarks will reignite controversy over the plan, which his party formally scrapped.

Mr Farage told an interview with BBC Radio 4: “This is a debate we’re all going to have to return to.”

Nigel FarageHe added: “Healthcare provision is going to have to be very much greater in ten years than it is today, with an ageing population, and we’re going to have to find ways to do it.” Hospitals and GP clinics face a £30billion funding black hole by 2020 because of increasing elderly patients, rising drug costs and an obesity epidemic.

The Tories and Lib Dems promise to inject an emergency £8billion into the NHS.

But critics insist the private sector must take on more services as in Germany.

“Comments like Mr Farage’s are, no doubt, being whispered around the Commons now. The Cancer Drugs Fund has the cure for medication costs – just axe them. Are we heading for quite a few ‘Marriages in haste – repented at leisure?”